Q. Is it safe? Q. Will you make me do things I don't want to do? Q. What if I don't wake up? Q. Are there any side effects? Q. Will you swing a watch in front of me? Q. Can you stop my neighbour's dog barking? Q. I'm too clever to be hypnotised, you have to be gullible. Q. So it's natural then? Q. Can I hypnotise myself? Q. Does it really work? Q. Do you do stage shows?